More Inner Conversation Fun

  • Me: It's almost done.. Last 27 rows. I'm so happy.
  • Inner Critic: You're going to run out of yarn.
  • Me:Will not! I've got plenty. Besides, you *always* think I'll run out.
  • IC: Whatever.
  • Me much later: Crap! I'm going to run out of yarn.
  • IC: I told you so, but noooo..
  • Me: Shut up, if you're not going to be part of the solution, I don't want to hear from you.
  • IC: Check Ravlery
  • Me: Smart. (tappity, tappity, tappity) Ravlery doesn't have it. (Google it, find one store that has it in stock. Place the order and continue on knitting happily.)

  • Store Owner: Hi, you placed an on line order, just want to verify it. Colorway 50, right?
  • Me:No, it should be 55.
  • SO: 55? (tappity, tappity, tappity) They don't make 55, are you sure?
  • Me: Yea, I'm looking at the band.
  • SO: Well, we don't have it, do you still want the order?
  • Me: No, thank you for the follow up
  • *grumble, grumble*

  • I'm digging through the stash, trying to find something that will contrast or look good. I come back with two choices.
  • IC: You're not going to have enough of the pink...
  • ME:SHUT UP!!!


Red said...

ah, ain't that the way it goes sometimes.

Good for you for telling the IC to shut up.

Sandra said...

crap - I hate it when the IC is right.
What's the yarn? Maybe there's some out there (maybe I have some...)

Amy Lane said...

That IC--what a BITCH! And what Sandra said... SOMEONE'S gotta have it!

Donna Lee said...

I guess you weren't knitting fast enough....