It's been a day

You know it's going to be one of those days when:

• the cat is stepped on


• I left my MP3 player (AKA cell phone) at home


• every two minutes (and I mean EVERY FRAKKING TWO MINUTES) a prompt comes up asking for a user name and password


• it takes five minutes for an Excel spreadsheet to open


• the macro I started running at 0400; is still going at 0500


• I'm sick of stockinette and have four more inches to knit


• the pants I'm wearing pull up to my boobs


• and my underwear are trying to roll down to my hips


• the access database won't talk to the SQL server


• the macro I started running at 0400; is still going at 0600


• it's 0700 and the macro is still running


• and forcing the access macro's to run s-l-o-w


• I put the stats in for the wrong group


• I had to burst a guy's bubble by telling him today is Tuesday, not Wednesday


• it's 0900 and the macro is still running


• forced reboot is a pain in the ass


• main database has crashed; none of us can get anything done

You know it’s going to be a good day when:

• workday is over!!


• I found a lost contact – from two weeks ago


• next post is 600!!


• homemade faijtas


• Good song!! Oh yea, YUMMY, YUMMY HOT GUYS!!