List Day!

• Counted nice nine cars at the bar
  
• Mr Fox decided he could live the with ridicule of his friends by not joining the club
  
• For those not in the know, joining the club is code for running across the road while traffic is coming
  
• The past week at work has been very, very crappy
  
• Oh wait, I'm been PMSing very, very badly, it might be my own prejudices speaking
  
• PL is having the same issue
  
• Saturday we're having a baby shower for Convert
  
• Maybe that's why I'm in such a foul mood - still a bad one - but not as bad
  
• My computer was no longer a brick; but a functional system I need to set up again
  
• The new computer is a bit faster, so I should be happy
  
• Yea, yea. New rope; silk rope - it still means the same thing
  
• I'm fully functional again; guess I should get back to work
  
• Oh, some of the tools are still slow
  
• Did I mention, I no longer have to share my desk?
  
• I need to remember to bring in the foam tape for my other ID reader
  
• Me: Oh crap! I should have seen that, yes I am a dumbass, nice to meet you. Troll: We've met
  
• There were two cars on the drive home