- I was pulled over for speeding, so I'm going to be late.
- Civil disobedience will not be tolerated.
- Why is this fucking thing doing this?
- Are you located at Y? Good, I hate X....
- Picture a knitter pulling out only a needle instead of the whole sock: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
- Oh man, I peed on my shirt.
- BTW, you put your favorite author as Amy Lane.
- Oh Jane? She's in the car wearing a blindfold.
I don't claim to understand, I just report what is heard.
4 comments:
Where have you been hanging out?
Random quote from a random blog:
Please do not put the hot wax there.
Where? Who said that? Was that you? (Sorry... heard my name mentioned...)
The NOOOOOOOOOOO one? That's me!!!!
Where? Who said that? Was that you? (Sorry... heard my name mentioned...)
The NOOOOOOOOOOO one? That's me!!!!
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