List Day!

• You can be late or sick, but you can't be both.


• Dude, today works. You don't have to give me the exact date.


• I was <..> this close to being hit in the face with the bathroom door.


• I forgot to set the alarm last night, good thing Grilltech woke up in time.


• I went to bed at 1839 (6:39 PM) last night; and still could have slept longer this morning.


• Honey, a pretty floral skirt, combat boots, and ripped fishnet stockings is not a look a fluffy, middle aged woman should be sporting.


• When the fans shut down in the here, it becomes very quite.


• I hate being treated like I'm an idiot. (Phone call to tech support; and she didn't speak English well.)


• There are eight rolls of TP in the stall in the ladies room.


• There was six cars in the bar parking lot and two men standing there talking.


• The Gnome has three minutes before I get off the conference call.


• I could have gotten a hair cut and my nails done on way into work this morning. NOT!


• I'm leaving early today, but have to come in on Saturday to make up the time.


• Fair trade.... Since I asked to do it.


• Took the car to the mechanic; while there I could hear another mechanic swearing loudly from the garage.


• I wonder if the swearing at a car works the same as swearing at a computer.


• Amy the Christmas Cards are now on the kitchen table.


• Does anyone know off the top of their heads how much stamps cost?


• I've got the list of stuff I need to pick up for dinner tomorrow.


• I'm going to make a coconut cream pie today.


• Perky is coming over to watch yummy, yummy hot guys.


• I left the conference call after seven minutes.


• This list was made over several days, so it may seem a bit disjointed.


• I'm blowing off the gym today.


• I may even blow it off tomorrow as well


• Dude, after calling in late, you don't need to call in again and say yea, I wasn't late after all.
  
• One of the cow-orkers was pissed at me today.


• Oh well, he'll get over it... or not.


• Have a good one, I'm off to get shopping Thanksgiving started.


• I've got my Christmas shopping started.... in my head.


• I can have a Night of Pleasure from an e-mail. Impressive.