List Day!

• It's hard to be at work after four days off.


• Number of cars at the bar this morning: 1


• Perky and I joined a gym on Friday morning.


• It has a pool!!


• I've lost 24 pounds!!


• It isn't the cost of the gym, it's the cost of the trainer!


• Everything seems to be !! this morning.


• I left my cup at home. Guess it is time for another (diet) soda.


• Perky tried on the socks I've been working on. They're now in time out.


• I'm starting the last couple of rounds before the handles on the bag.


• I lost an earring this morning.


• Grilltech is the best husband in the world, he brought me a bottle of water.


• I left my cell phone and lip balm at home.


• The black socks will need to be started again with more stitches; I'd already knit nine inches on the stupid things.


• Grilltech was saying he wants a new cleaver for chopping brisket.


• I worked on the sweater Friday night.


• The cabling needle was still behind my ear when I went to bed that night.


• I found three bucks in the women's bathroom.


• Is that stealing?


• I'm going to get yet another tattoo.


• The Special Olympics desire hand knit scarves.


• It annoys one of the cow-orkers to no end when I tell him God bless you after he sneezes.


• My neighbor is eating fries.


• A little less than two hours of work to go.


• I left my wedding ring at home. I feel naked.


• I've got nothing planned for dinner tonight.


• It's been over a year since I've got my hair cut.


• I miss Top Sheep.