List Day

• I counted one car at the bar this morning
• Last night was a very bad night
• Today the tool is down, I should have called in
• I'm able to work again
• I'm a bit out of practice writing these things up, or all I have to write about is complaints of cow-orkers
• Which I'm sure, no one really wants to read
• Is it a compliment when someone says, You need to change professions and become a sales person. :-)
• Just because we're friends doesn't mean I'll give you special treatment, go look up the information
• See above, it’s not my job to tell the rest of the group what to bring, it’s yours. You’re the host now; pick up the job
• I hate waiting to hear back from the doctor's office
• Rough day, my head is now foggy. It’s a good thing it’s time to go home